These are all the celerities that, in my opinion, 'should' die.

• 1. The entire cast of the Brady Bunch, Cause let's face it, it was hell to watch anyway.
• 2. George Cluney, For attempting to play batman.
• 3. Alanis Morisette. If you saw Woodstock '99, you understand.
• 4. Garth Brooks, pop star, I think not!(Hey Garth, David Bowie Already did it, and even then it wasn't that good)
• I.C.P., do I really have to say anything else?
• Kid Rock, God, I wish I was an arragant ass with kick ass music.
• Every Guy Band I can think of, ex: The Backstreet Boys, N'Sync, etc. Can anyone really be that gay? Homosexuals are offended!
• Jesse Camp.......LOOK AT HIM!
• Marolyn Manson, Even freaks hate him.
• Everclear, 'The Boys Are Back In Town', that was just wrong.
• Jerry Stackhouse..........M.J. already took care of you.
• Rosie O'Donnell, no reason, she just annoys me.
• Opera, Give it up!
• Fiona Apple, bitch.
• Sally Struthers, Am I the only one who sees what is wrong with those feed the children commercials? We all know why they are starving, because of her!
• Penny Marshall, for god's sakes woman, SPEAK!
• Andy Grifith, did the man make any good shows?
• Lassie, the damn dog made more than I do.
• Patrick Ewing, I'm sure when the big apes knuckles completly rub off, he will finnally retire.
• Master P, what the hell does that 'P' stand for?!
• Howard Stern, man I just live to "hear" those naked chicks on the radio.
• All of the Baldwins, no one likes them anyway.
• The Chick from the Cranberries, annoying as hell!
• Everlast, come on get real.
• Keeping on the subject, House of Pain.
• Most all country singers, cause let's face it country sucks, Especially Reba, and Leanne Rimes, But please exclude, Shania Twaine(The Hot Factor).
• Leonardo Dicaprio, Baby faced faggot.
• The Power Rangers, Sparks? come on, at least make it worth watching.
• Puffdaddy, This is where it gets you to screw up good songs.
• George Michael, Limp Bizkit is the best thing that ever happened to the guy.
• Motley Crue, DR. Feel Good did it for me.
• Poison, they all just act gay.
• Vanilla Ice, if you can accually say you like him, please exit this site immediately.
• David Bowie, Freak!
• Yanni, it's a given.
• Kenny G, 40 minutes?! a cow chewing cud is much more entertaining.
• Nirvana, they suck.
• Wilco, another given.
• Nada Surf, nada says it all.
• Butt Hole Surfers..... I mean, Butt Hole Surfers!
• Barbara Striesand, I don't even care if i spelled it right!!!!
• Michael Flatly, he is talented, I'll give him that, but find something better to do with your time!
• Gilbert Godfried, the voice.
• John Ritter, the dude had to be gay, plain and simple.
• Chuck Norris, the worst actor I have ever seen.
• Garbage.
• Slayer, HORRIBLE MUSIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
• White Snake, typical 80's.
• Winger, More typical 80's.
• Oasis, what the fuck?! the Beatles are gone man.
• Hanson, I just want to know if their parents had them castraited?
• Green Day, more talent comes out of my ass when I take a shit.
• Filter, what are they shooting at?
• Beck, pisses me off for no reason, that is why he is on the list.
• Rupaul, Man or Woman?
• Velma, the only annoying part about scooby doo.
• Cow and Chicken, cartoons are not what they used to be.
• Ren and Stimpy, which was the dog and which was the cat?
• New Kids On The Block, we all had the tapes, but who still has them?
• U2.
• No Doubt, no doubt you suck!
• Nine Inch Nails.
• Bet Midler, every time she opens her mouth, she looks like she is giving head.
• The Macarena People, do you need an explanation?
• Run DMC. that's it.
• Heavy D, what was up with that clock, was he against wearing a watch?
• Spice Girls, Prostitutes.
• Spin Doctors, That girl needs to throw them a bone, or some one does.
• Scopions, even more typical 80's.
• Anne Lennox.
• Boy George(Culture Club), they had no clue what culture is.
• Jerry Lewis, annoying as hell, who would give that man kids?
• Duran Duran, one was enough for me.
• Margret Chow, stupidest comic today.
• Olivia Newton John, hot, but old.
• Johnny Depp, after 21 jump street, he went to hell.
• richard Grieco, right there with Johnny.
• The cast of 'My So Called Life', they had no lives, even the ones they wrote for them were not that good.
• James Vander Be, he got to touch Katie Holmes.
• The Movie Show Girls, I couldn't even stand to watch the naked chicks!
• Christian Slater, no more drugs man, please.
• Bryan Adams, I got nothin.
• Lucille Ball, if she would kept her mouth shut, I would be ok.
• Captain Planet, lame attempt guys.
• Bill Nye the Science Guy, no Mr. Wizard, that's for sure.
• Jo Bob Riggs, Monster vision?
• Craig Kilborn, not funny.
• Colin Quin.
• Tim Meadows, how long has he been on SNL anyway?
• Roseanne, she looks different every time I see her.
• Barbie, if I could find a real woman like that, then and only then will she get of the list.
• Jay Leno, the chin kills me.
• Larry King, pick a damn wife, please.
• The Physcic Network, we all hat them.
• Woopi Goldberg.
• QVC. I have no money, so why should you convince me into buying something that I surely don't need?
• Chunk From Goonies, Fat AND annoying.
• Ben Affeck, there is somthing about that guy I don't like.
• Apu, from the Simpsons, a true foriegner.
• And let's not forget, Smithers, pansey.
• Every winnie the pooh charactor, except for Eor, he was cool cause he didn't talk that much.
• Blues Clues, and let's not forget Steve, the little queer.
• the Teletubbies, even a congressman denounced them.
• Barney, stupid from start to finish.
• David the Knome, the most depressing cartoon ever made.
• Wendy's Dave Thomas.
• Kate Moss, dog ugly.
• Pat Sajack, how could he look at Vana all night and not ever get him some, that right there sayd he is a queer.
• Smurfet, she annoys me because she was a whore and every one knows it.

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